Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

2009-08-04T02:33:00.001-07:00

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same."

Inspiring . . .

2009-08-04T02:08:00.001-07:00

Oh, the irony . . .

I kinda feel sorry for him but nah, it isn't my problem to begin with!

2009-08-03T18:09:00.000-07:00

If I find out you've been going behind my back telling people stuff,
We'll totally be BFFs man!

Best Friends For Fuck
(Smiles Widely)
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2009-07-30T08:05:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!
I'm such a bitch and I'm enjoying it!

PEACE OUT MA HOMIEXZXZXZ !

2009-07-23T21:01:00.001-07:00

Tell me should I or should I not?

46 USD 68 USD 74 USD

188 USD = 271 ++ SGD

2009-07-23T07:40:00.001-07:00

When you asked me 'So I dont matter anymore alr right?'
Did you stop to ask yourself the same question?

2009-07-22T08:22:00.000-07:00

HI! I PRETTY?!?!

2009-06-29T19:05:00.001-07:00

OMG, LOOK WHAT I FOUND !
To find your Daddy camwhoring on your Laptop is freaky but obscenely cute as well!

2009-06-29T04:37:00.000-07:00

This is what we do when our female parental gets Menopausal, ttvm!
I've watched this a million times and still find it funny!
I am alone at Sbucks waiting for Iryx, watching this video, laughing to myself.
Omg, hilarious much.

2009-06-29T02:29:00.001-07:00

I WNA TRY THIS SOMEDAY !

2009-06-29T00:27:00.000-07:00

Faborexic

Definition:
(Adjective) The delusion that you are more fabulous in appearance and/or personality than you really are. Sufferers tend to display a lack of humility and fashion sense.

Examples:

Omarosa, a two-time contestant on The Apprentice, who is famous for her arrogance and tough talking ways. She once said the cartoon character she related to most was the brave and wise Optimus Prime of Transformers.

Married couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills have become so big-headed about their small-time fame that they actually thought their wedding photos would fetch money. Even David Letterman mocked Pratt on his show.

Bai Ling, the D-list walking fashion disaster, actually thinks that people want to hear her sing and is set to release her first album by the end of this year.

OMG, DAMN FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! I MEAN LIKE WHUT ?!

2009-06-25T19:44:00.000-07:00

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy,
sorry for the lack of updates, within this time, I have been to Congo, roamed the whole twice and now I'm back! Teehee!

Anyway, as you all might know (Because the only people reading here are like Charmaine and other human beans who's related to the job), I've been working like finally, not for my mum. As I pen down this sentence, ironically, I am sitting comfortably in my mum's office, freezing my lazy ass off, apparently, Fb-ing (I kinda think Fb's a bore now since I spend so much time on it).

Anyway, back to the point,
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WORKED AT JURONG POINT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS ENDURING THE HARDSHIP THAT UH, EVERYONE GOES THROUGH !

To whom it may concern

you spin my head right round right round . . .

And yes, its money.

I cant help but wonder why does everybody get trapped in this vicious cycle of

Want>Need money>Work for money>Broke>Need more money>Work for money

Srsly man, the world is that materialistic, I would rather trade cows and chickens for animals or rare pets and stuff like that, I think you dont get what I mean.

What i meant was, why cant people be more creative like how we started off?
Why must everything be law-by-law, a dollar can get you something only worth a dollar.
Why dont we trade like 10 cows for a human bean like how we used too?
I think it'll be kinda fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA !

OH OH OH !
And i missed the point again,
To those people who are reading this and have gotten random text which goes something like this

"Hey people, help me on something! Send me your fullname, nric, address and birthdate please?! Dont worry, not going to blackmail you or anything! Pretty pretty please! Thanks alot!"

Uh, yea, that was all my doing
As I was saying, work.
I've been working as a Nets FlashPay promoter with 3 very motivated-cause-of-commission peepos namely Cheong-Cheong, Goh-Goh & Kim-Kim.
What we do is, stand there, frequently get snubbed by annoying people who shows us their hands for idk what reason or get completely ignored.
Srsly, if I were an autistic kid who recovered and went out to work for the first time, I would soooooooooo become autistic again!
OMG
I think its Jurong people, they are so annoying!

But overall, work was fun during chiong-for-commission times. And thats was only like 4 days!
The next week, Cheong & I just acted like an information counter, people who lose their way or needed directions, CONFIRM come to us please?!
Yea, so we sit there, leech JP's Wifi network and surf the net THE WHOLE DAY.
Other than that, after Bibi got me Sims3, I played with it the whole day too!
(WAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, JY YOU'RE STILL STUCK AT SIMS 2 !!!)

Apparently, the pay that we'll be getting is just enough to cover the food that Cheong and I have been having
Who eats sashimi at work?! Freakin' 16 bucks!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
But it was like shiokness ttmx!

Oh, and did I mention?
Thank you bibi for coming down with like ice-cream and working as free labour!
And thankyou to all the kind people who have been sending me home from JP!

Pictures later kay?!
Thanks yo ! Had much fun working though !

2009-06-18T00:48:00.000-07:00

i am SEVERELY AND THOROUGHLY ANNOYED, thanks

Ask me if everything's okay, one word

NO.

2009-06-01T09:57:00.000-07:00

2009-05-31T09:46:00.001-07:00

O M G

2009-05-29T07:38:00.001-07:00

Who wouldve thought sewing was an exercise ?!?!
Perspiring oceansssss

2009-05-29T03:15:00.000-07:00

I AM IN THE MIDST OF A HUGE PROJECT
NUDGES CHEONG
DING-DING-DING DING-DING-DING

2009-05-28T06:34:00.000-07:00

1. Fine

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead

This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’, which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever

Is a woman’s way of saying, “F— YOU!”

8. Don’t worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in “Fine”.

I actually find this kinda true. Especially one in red.
When women are at their best :D

2009-05-28T06:33:00.000-07:00

And the countdown singles itself to one digit.

9

beyond awesome.

2009-05-24T21:30:00.000-07:00

HELLO TO LOSERHOOD
We welcome you with open arms

2009-05-24T21:28:00.000-07:00

I finally found out how much i hate rejection.

2009-05-19T01:30:00.000-07:00

OH MY HOLY BEJEZUS !!

I LOVE EM' SHOES !!

YOU BUY, I MARRY, RIGHT AWAY !

2009-05-17T18:23:00.000-07:00

O M G
H I L A R I O U S S H I T Z Z Z Z !!

2009-05-11T21:32:00.000-07:00

EUNICE IS $319.40 POORER.
BROKE, YET AGAIN.

2009-05-11T09:07:00.000-07:00

Like awesome or what ?!
80 bucks, 3 items, Average of 27 each
I love F21 man !

TOTALLY AWESOME !!

2009-05-09T23:56:00.000-07:00

OH, HI WORLD !
OMG, SO MANY THINGS TO WRITE ABOUT

SOME, AWESOME
SOME, NOT SO AWESOME,
SOME, BEYOND AWESOME !!

OKAY, I DONT EVEN KNW WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I UPDATED THIS SPACE
UHHHHHHH, NEED TO TAKE OUT PLANNER !!

OKAY . . .

17.04.09
Goh-Goh's Birthday Celebration at Sushi Tei!

Omg, our surprise for her totally FAILED because all of us were like late and like stuff. And i ended up meeting Lois to bring her to her 'SURPRISE' destination for dinner which was kinda like at Sushi Tei. HAHAHAHAHAH!
So, as usual, when you get Cheong & Lee to get presents, especially for Goh-Goh, dont expect much.
They got her a whole bunch of Dentistry-related stuff in a TinyRedYakultBag.
LQTM (Laughs quietly to myself)
Forced the two of them to have some Choya and then headed to TheBalcony to get more drinks and my drink looked like shit.
HAHAHAHA!

18.04.09
Travel Fair with Cheong & Friends

Travel Fair was surprisingly not packed at all, i expected like IT Fair kind of crowd but Nah-uh, nothing of that sort, was kinda happy though!
You know how much i hate crowds.
So, enquired about Australia trip, finalised on one good deal which was like 7D5N to Gold Coast & Tangalooma, can get to see Dolphins leh!

End up, my parents nagged and nagged saying that it's okay to go but you wont be able to enjoy yoursef cause you wont have enough money to spend and i was like, okay, i eat MaggiMee there everyday. And they are like your budget 2000bucks then trip 1400, left with 600bucks to spend, you wont be able to buy the stuff that you like yada yada yada, and so trip was kinda like off.

Other plans for Phuket/Bali though but stupid swine flu, thankgod we did not book the tickets! Blessing in disguise sia!
Happy like Maddox!

Nw, when i think back, we really thought we were rich, wna go Australia, PFFT !

20.04.09
Goh-Goh's Birthday Part Two!

Another Failed Surprise which was not entirely our fault, STUPID WAITRESS!
So Goh-Goh decided that she wanted to treat us to Korean Food @ Chinatown

LOIS + CHINATOWN = WHUT WHUT IN THE BUTT ?!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway, we felt kinda bad that Lois was treating us on her birthday, quite weird, ikr ?!
I was late meeting them so i told them to go ahead first afterwhich, i got her a cake and like secretly passed the cake to the waitress (who is the same one who foiled the surprise). Lois was kept int he dark loh!
So after some BIMBIMBAP BIM BIM BIM BIM BAP! Cheong and I were like winkwink, get the cake out kinda thing, so i pretended to like go to the toilet and told the waitress that the cake can be served.
I TOLD HER TO PUT THE CANDLES AND LIKE LIGHT THEM UP BEFORE BRINGING IT TO US KAY ?!?!
And she was like OKAY, OKAY, CAN CAN! You have a seat first!
So like pretty eggcited yknw?!
End up, we were like distracting Lois and here comes that dumb waitress with the cake

. . . . .
. . . .
. . .
. .
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STIL IN THE BOXXXXXXXXX !!
OMFG, LIKE DAMN FREAKIN ANGRY !!
AND SHE'S LIKE HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
TOTALLY LIKE ROLLED EYES AND TURN AWAY, LEAVING CHEONG JUST LAUGHING AWAY HYSTERICALLY !!
WHAT THE PIANG EH !!
SO RETARDED RIGHT ?!!?!?!
URGGGHHHH !!
FOILED PLANNNNNNN !!
-_____-

22.04.09
Tennis with the Babes

Location: Yishun Junior College Tennis Courts
The place where we had hell load of laughs and like Inside jokes of who is tan
BLACKHOLE, BLACK, BLACK BLACK AND STUFF !
Shed some fats and caught up with the girls
Planning for another session soon!

24.04.09
Highlight of the day: Booking of Driving Practical Test which is 12 June!

Please people pray that i pass!!
Treat you all with lots of hugs and kisses and some Eunice Love To Go Around !
Shopping with Lois afterwhich !

26.04.09
Ejimnejim Group Day

If you're wondering what Ejimnejim is, continue wondering cause i dont knw how t explain that too!
Ejimnejim Group however = Primary School Smartass Friends!
Initially, the plan was to head to MarinaBarrage for picnic but the plan changed due to the IRRITATING weather!
So annoying! For the past whole week, it was sunny and all and on the day we decide to have a Picnic, it had to rain, like srsly wth!

So it was

PlazaSing to get food >> Roaming in DhobyStation thinking where to head to >> Vivo Rooftop AmphiTheatre

29.04.09
Daddy's Birthday

Left a hole in my pocket
Forced everyone to finish all the food they ordered because I was in charge of the bill that day! :x

30.04.09
Cheong Goh Day

Tony Roma's da SexzZzzZzz!!
Love the food there, my god!! Craving for Tony''s AGAIN !!

01.05.09 >> 02.05.09 >> 03.05.09
Malacca Trip with Family

Food there was an utter disappointment, I'd rather go to Desaru for the Awesome Lobsters instead!
Ohwell, family bonding though!

04.05.09
Gyming with the Mad Woman

2 + 1 + 2 + 1 = 6 rounds
Not bad luh actually :D
Camwhore afterwhich!

06.05.09
Day off

Took leave to go Shopping ~~
RafflesCity >> Haji >> Parco >> New Shopping Centre at Bugis which sucks

07.05.09
Impromptu Sbucks-ing with the Mad Woman!
2nd time meeting her!

08.05.09
Gym with Mad Woman Again
3rd time i'm meeting her alr !
And we're meeting again on Monday for some RetailTherapy!

2009-04-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

OMG, I TOTALLY WITNESSED THE WHOLE STRONG GUST OF WIND THING!!

IT WAS SO AWESOME EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I HAD JUST FINISHED WATCHING 'GHOST HUNTERS' ON STARWORLD WHEN IT ALL HAPPENED !

FRIGGIN' SCARY BUT FRIGGIN' AWESOME !!

I thought it was raining outside at first so i didnt really bother much but then i heard my window slam and like the wind chime sounded (Scary leh! In the show unborn, they said that if there's wind, it represents that that there are demons around! -_-).
When i looked outside, omg, i shouldve video-ed it down, the trees looked drunk! Like srsly drunk!
I stood at the window like some ill-treated-kid-hoping-for-freedom and looked outside, SCARY KAY?!?!

Turns out it was some torrential storm and it might happen again but not to that night's extent.

I told my parents what i saw the next day and they are like

'Jie ah, you watch too much horror moves alr'

and scolded me

'SIAO AH?!'

That was until I heard me cousin talking about it and i pointed at my parents and said

'SEE LUH! DONT BELIEVE ME! CALL ME CRAZY SOMEMORE! LOOK WHO'S MORE CRAZY!'
And i started laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So anyway, pretty damn cool! :D

P.S I think the world might be coming to an end! HAHAHAHA!
So for the last time,

PEACE OUT YO!

2009-04-22T21:17:00.000-07:00

SIAN !! I GOT MINE AT MISS SELFRIDGE !!
AND WTF IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME AND THEY'RE SELLING IT AT HALF THE PRICE!!

POUNDS CHEST!!
URGH!!

2009-04-20T18:30:00.000-07:00

OMG, MAJOR SIAN

I opened my mail today to find this!

And i was so eggcited!!

. . . . .
. . . .
. . .
. .
.

FOR NOTHING

Turns out they just wna let you know why you should get into their course.

Hi BBA Applicants,

We are grateful that you had placed BBA as your first choice within NUS; thank you very much for your confidence in us. J

Since admissions are centrally administered by the NUS Office of Admissions, we do not know the outcomes for most of your applications. We merely hope to acquaint you with some facts on what NUS Business School, a close-knit collegiate talent community, has to offer.

BLAHBLAHBLAH!

FTW !

Damn it man, reality check.

SIAN N N N N N N

2009-04-19T20:47:00.001-07:00

BOYCOTTS ARE GOOD, ARENT THEY ?!

2009-04-19T02:06:00.000-07:00

Omg, yesterday, my nostril was so itchy,
I wanted to stick my finger up and twirl and twirl and scratch and scratch like nobodynobody's business.
But cannot.

SIAN

2009-04-15T00:40:00.000-07:00

This ad must be one of the best ones. I had goosebumps after watching it.

Beautifully Imperfect To You.

2009-04-12T21:52:00.000-07:00

When you crashed my place,
Blind mice, Steamboat, Beef Hor Fun
Awesome Much

We were happy just like that!
Girl, i think i need someone to talk to, i wanna talk to you.
Meet me please?!

2009-04-12T21:34:00.000-07:00

Focus on Cheong.
Omg, this photo made me cry trying to control my laughter. Seriously.
I'm tearing now and i really wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD!

P.S. Cheong, please dont kill me! Pretty pretty please with yummy whipped cream, rainbow coloured sprinkles, chocolate drizzle and a cherry on top!

2009-04-12T20:42:00.000-07:00

Fiend Or Friend

2009-04-12T19:22:00.000-07:00

OMG
I SWEAR TO THE HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS, MY WATCH STINKS!

2009-04-08T20:46:00.000-07:00

Omg, Absolutely Hilarious!

Peter is so funny!

2009-04-05T03:24:00.001-07:00

Awesome time with the Awesome Babes!

Credits to Charmaine
She's like i like this photo! Damn Retro! HAHAHAHAHA!

These dresses are from Zara and they cost $150 and above each so we kinda wont buy it, but still, we tried it on for fun. I think it actually turned out quite nice! HAHAHAH!

And, quoted by MaryGoh, we havent laughed this much since forever.
Imitating an embarassing pose, playing Hide & Seek and to fake knocking into a pillar, breaking my leg. HAHAHAHA! Absolutely hilarious!

Waiting for the other photos from Cristal before i lag anyone's computer :D

Good day mate!

2009-04-02T18:53:00.000-07:00

OMG! LOIS!!

2009-04-01T21:27:00.000-07:00

It says 'You'd better make sure we go on a holiday. I'm REALLY savin up for it! Haha.'

OMG, MY FRIENDS ARE HILARIOUS!!
BUT
THANK GOD FOR FRIENDS LIKE HER, LIFE'S WAYYY TOO AWESOME!!

2009-04-01T18:56:00.000-07:00

01.04.09
APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

DASH UNDERSCORE DASH

Last night was a blast, i laughed so much i think i have Abs!
BenBen decided to prank me saying that both FF and himself have been waiting an hour for me at Timbre and I believed him. I felt so guilty like the other time when i made them wait x.x hrs for me! I am so gullible, i cant believe myself. I totally forgot that yesterday was April Fool's, Damn it! And i was punk'd! I only came to my senses when he said it was a Wednesday and that he was still in camp.

Srsly, dash underscore dash.
(FF's trademark emoticon)

Anyways, BenBen told me to prank FF too and i came up with like the ULTIMATE plan!

EuniceLxy. says:
I'm totally blogging about last night

EuniceLxy. says:
:D

∆ i love you but i've chosen disco. says:
OMGGG NO NAMES PLEASE

∆ i love you but i've chosen disco. says:
MAYBE MINE

Thus, no names! :D
I'll help FF preserve whatever dignity she has left! HAHAHAHA!

Anyway, my fried friend has been telling me how much she's been wanting to meet G because he's an installer in her company and he's only a year older than us. She said he sounds Crush-Material-Ish and has been dying to meet him. HAHAHAHAHA!
She had a chance to look at his Pass though but she glanced through it and now, only has a vague view his looks, STUPID!

Soo o o o o o, ULTIMATE PLAN !

I started off texting FF like this

ME: OMG OMG! I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS!! I went to school today and i was alone, and i did something stupid!!

FF: WHAT YOU DO!! And i should text g. HAHAHAHAHA.

ME: HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU SHOULD!

FF: WHAT YOU DO LAH!!

ME: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

And she started calling me and i didnt pick up.

FF: What laaaaaah! Stop ignoring my calls!

ME: HAHAHAHAHA! Dont scold me please?!?!?

Then she called my house, my dad answered and passed the phone to me.
At that point of time, I still didnt know FF was on the line until she screamed

'EH! WHAT YOU DO?!?!?!?!'

And we both broke out laughing.

So I told her I called G up and that our convo went like this

Me: Hi, is this G speaking? I am FF calling from A* Modelling Agency and we are currently looking for new faces. You do not have to be experienced and neither do you have to look Fantabulous, all you need to do is put on smile for the camera. So, if you are interested in this offer, please mail us a photo of yourself to (inserts email address).

Something like that . . .

So i told her whatever i 'told' G, she was like omg, serious?
But his voice soungs totally Crush-material right? HAHAHAHA!
Hilarious!
So, I duped FF into texting G and bluh bluh bluh . . .
And we ended up over the phone for like two hours and it was hilarious i tell you, ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

I SAW FF's SHY SIDE!! :D

This morning: 'No sign of G', she said.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

2009-03-31T02:38:00.000-07:00

YOU NEVER LEARN, DO YOU?

2009-03-29T18:04:00.000-07:00

HELLO WORLD!
BANG BANG BANG!

2009-03-25T21:20:00.001-07:00

OVERDUE PICTURES !

05.03.09

Indochine

Meet Atiqah Ho

TheArena

Malay? Not Malay?

The Sane (Saint if you want to! :D) & Drunken InsanityzZzZzzz

ClubethWabeth Of The Night

10.03.09

Flying with Lion-el and Cheong ZZ

Presenting THE ORIGINAL MOTION SICKNESS BAG
The one which looks like any ordinary sanitary bag!

Normal shots out of the lot

I think thats all or maybe i will spam again the next time! :D

XOXO,
Extremely Gossipy Girl

2009-03-24T18:36:00.000-07:00

SO AWESOME!!! I WANT!!!

2009-03-24T03:23:00.000-07:00

OH YA! I FORGOT!

When i passed the custom and switched on my phone (Cause my dumb phone doesn't have autoroam service), i received a fairly peculiar message.

It went like this

'Join Starhub and the world in support of Earth Hour. Switch off your lights on 28 Mar 8.30pm - 9.30pm to stand against global warming. Together, we can be green.'

I read it out loud and showed sissypoop the text and she went 'Siao Ah?'

I thought this was a scam until i came back, opened my mail and found many emails regarding this. But srsly, how much can 1 hour of lights off do any good, kay, maybe it helps for that instant because the whole world is doing it, but what about the next day, the day after and the many other days to come. People will only do this for fun, yknw?

Go ard

'Eh! Did you switch off your lights that day?'

'Yes?!'

'Me too!! Cooooooool . . . .'

Hahahaha, weird rant, but i'm gonna do it anyways cause its fun! :D

2009-03-24T02:39:00.001-07:00

BACK + TWO SHADES DARKER = MOODY EUNICE!!

Alright peepos, i'm back from Desaru with my Family and i swear Sissypoop and I died nearly five times over dinner!! Omg, i know i dont usually swear but the seafood is ****ing AWESOME!! Seriously, every moment of dinner was delightful. Every mouthful taken was just EXTREME, like srsly mouthwatering. I have no photos of them because they were devoured so fast, i didnt get a chance to snapsnapsnap. I think i gained 10pounds just on that meal alone. I was telling mother if we brought grandma there, she would've died of stroke because of the cholestrol in the food.

We had :-

1. CHEESE Lobster, the awesome-est food anyone has ever tasted

2. Black pepper crab which was a million times better than any restuarant in Sg

3. Deer meat cooked with Ginger
(I knw, GINGER?! YUCKS?! But i swear to you i would have 100plates of it again and still finish every bit of it)

4. Tofu stuff
(Charmaine, if you tasted that, it would change your view of Tofu in an instant)

5. Veg
(Common but still wayyyyyyyyy better than those in Sg)

We ordered 7 dishes in total but these we the ones i Dreamt of again last night
HEHEHEHOHOHOHAHAHA

And, thing is Lobster + Crab + Deer + Other Dishes = 350++ Ringgit only!!
Like how cheap is that?!

Anyway, Desaru is a pretty good place for maybe a night's getaway, pretty quiet place but we had an awesome lot of fun there!!

P.S : STUPID JINGYI!! I HAVEN'T MET YOU FOR AGES!! I MISS YOU!! SMELL MY FART WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN!!

*Photos up soon*

Omg, look at Cheryl. HAHAHA!

We were the noobshits trying to dig Hermit Crabs but to no avail. Daddy found them in every hole that he dug

HAHA, we were trying to throw Cheryl into the water, we are such wonderful sisters :D

HAHAHA, Rachel's turn!

Walau, chase chase chase, damn tiring you know? :D

HAHAHA, Rachel was not wet yet sooooo, this is how we do it!

ALOHA from Desaru ~ ~ ~

2009-03-15T18:17:00.000-07:00

Answer to the hike question

And the winner is Charmaine Cheong Zhi Zhuang!!
(Y'knw? If Charmaine were to enlist into NS, Her name tag will be like what Cheong ZZ)
Pretty Hilarious! And mine's Lim XY and Lois's Goh JY and Cristal's Lee JM!!
HEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh, anyway, Charmaine answered the question but i forgot what she said.
Eh, wait, i think i remember, she said she used alcohol to set up fire or something of that sort.
I think it makes sense, which makes her smart, which is why she is my Goodywoodypoody Friend!

Andandand!! I've been meeting this Crazy Bolocky Molock for like what 8 times within two weeks?

05.03.09
For partywarty at TheArena in a failed attempt on getting wasted.
(The one which i have yet to mention :X)

06.03.09
JudgementDay, not exactly my best day
(We were supposed to party again but i guess the plan hit its self-destruct button when i got my totally-not-awesome-results.)

07.03.09
Awesome dinner at Canele which was expensive much but totally worth the money.
(I THINK IT WAS THE ONE IN WHICH THAT MADE ME WAIT 2HRS FOR THEM!! LOIS HOR HOR HOR HOR HOR ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Ok, Cheong ZZ not to blame BUT STILL!!!!!)

09.03.09
Cheong ZZ said we met up but i cant remember for what
OH! I know! We went to school to look for Kok Poh And Uncle Wong :D
Now that we've graduated, we're of the same level and thus, we can call them that now :D
Eunice's Theory For Graduated Students

10.03.09
Flying with Lion-el and Cheong ZZ
Awesome much!! Quoted from Poody, It was . . . . . Like a Rollercoaster Ride
I couldnt lift my head up when Lion-el was doing his stunts and i felt maybe 10 times heavier eventhough Lion-el insists that its only 2!
(Oh, note to self, burn FlyingVideo for Lionel and Poody and GG S1 for Poody too!)
Anyway, It was massive shopping spree
(Major Retail Therapy, I think i spent 200bugs inclusive of food)

13.03.09
OMG, went to IT Fair just to look for Goh JY. The amount of people there is like omg, damn friggin scary luh. Like army ants, *refer to HK post
(LOIS!! SEE!! We're such nice fried friends right?!?!?!?!)

14.03.09
YJC CVD'09
Kok Poh forced us to buy $10 worth of coupons from him claiming that $10 is too little to ask for given his 2years of cultivation. LOL.
So we tried very hard to spendt the coupons, did henna at Kok Poh's stall and dedicated the henna to him.
(Mine says 'Chng Kok Poh Likes Pink!' CCZZ's is a superman logo and says 'su'per at the bottom, Lois's was specially done by KokPoh himself but i tell you, his art is seriously horrible even UncleWong couldn't make out his drawing of a cow!)
Then, was NTU OpenHouse with the class guys.
Pretty awkward and yea, HAHAHAHAHAHA. I guess we had some fun gossiping at Fish&Co's dinner table.
And we found out which girl and guy they are afraid to be alone with. :D

15.03.09
NUS OpenHouse resulting in ShoppingSpree again.
This time was RafflesCity and MarinaSquare
NUM's having this one for one promo for international brands
so i thought : 'Yay! Lois! We can get one each and pay maybe 35buggeroos each.'
Lois said : ' YAY! Let's get one each! WOOOOO!'
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I added 'WOOOOO!' in myself)
So we searched the shop and we each found one.
Y'knw? When there's a promo like this, you cant find anything you like, but when everything's its actual price, you see alot of things that you would love to have? Hate that feeling!
Okay, so we each found one and Lois was told there's no size so she immediately went like, 'Then you get two luh!'
And soo, after much persuasion (Not that much actually), yes, i succumbed. And i actually feel guilty, Nevermind, m u s t p e r s u a d e m u m t o p a y h a l f f o r m e ! :D
New goal of the day.

HEHEHEHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!
Toodles peeps!

2009-03-12T22:07:00.000-07:00

After watching a documentary on NatGeo, I've been thinking.

If you went on a hike and you meet a terrible Heatwave, and instead of water, you only have Alcohol in your bag (Maybe you wanted to party after you're done?)
And, people say that Alcohol is dehydrating, do you drink the Alcohol or not ?

2009-03-10T08:11:00.000-07:00

I dont know, but i think we're drifting apart

What i feel,
Sometimes we do show attitudinal problems to everyone around us,
Sometimes, its bearable,
(Most of the time),
But when you do it continuously to everyone around you,

#1 : Think how will YOU feel if someone did that to you
#2 : Take a minute or two, i dont expect much, think how will it affect your friendship
#3 : I dont know, maybe, CHANGE?

Is that too much to ask for? Your friends dont owe you a living but if that is how you are going to treat a friend, i think, you dont respect him/her. If you dont respect him/her, ponder over why are you even friends in the first place. And how your friend just bore with you when he/she knew he/she deserves to be treated way better.

I think, in any Relationship (In this case, Friendship), effort has to be put in, eventhough you do not see each other often, you do not give your friend an attitude EVERYTIME you have any form of contact.

MAYBE IT HURTS?
No, I'm sure it hurts.
I care thats why i say this and allow you to hurt me

FYI, i bear grudges like nobody's business thats why sometimes i chose to runaway from the problem.

2009-03-09T07:57:00.000-07:00

I AM SOOOOO LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING THIS!!

26 MARCH ANYONE??!?!?!?!

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Lead actress is one hot mama!

2009-03-09T07:07:00.000-07:00

Yesterday's sluts are today's empowered women.
And today's sluts are celebrities

Adapt from House

I thought that's funny but it kinda makes sense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Random ttmx!

Anyway, have been sulking pretty much lately because obviously Judgement Day didnt do me any good. So yea, went to school today, consulted Awesome teachers whilst passing on our 'PhysicsBible' such that it can be reused, reduced and recycled. Sought advice from them as my results i guess, cannot get me anywhere. Well, turns out there are many other routes. I finally realised that things dont always go according to plan, sometimes you need change. Maybe things might work out well even when you take the alternative route, it might even turn out better, you never know :D You dont always have to go with the flow.

CHANGE.
Maybe thats how Obama won the Elections afterall :D

2009-03-08T21:14:00.000-07:00

DEVASTATED

2009-03-04T01:54:00.000-08:00

Do you think his Abs are real?

If they are, i really take my hat off this 54yr old man.
Walau, even my Daddy also not that fit.

Anyway, the article was titled

'Too skimpy for the beach?'

Personally, i think that it's fine for UNCLE to go tanning like tanning, you cant possible expect somebody to go tanning wearing jeans and long sleeved shirt right ?
So there he is minding his own business and two female NParks Officers stopped him saying his dressing was INAPPROPRIATE
Kinda unfair to him, if I was the Officer, I wouldve told him,

'Wow, nice body, if only you were 30yrs younger'

Harsh but at least it gives him some credit for maintaining his body so well, not 3 out of 10 of Singaporean guys my age have half his body shape can??

I feel unjust for this Uncle, innocent old man . . . .

2009-03-04T01:44:00.000-08:00

WITH exports down, jobs disappearing and the economy in the doldrums, we need more bad news like we need a hole in the head.
WTF

I couldnt believe my puny ears when my driving instructor first told me this, I gave an immediate

"HUH?!"
And then a wth look, with my eyes rolling so fast they look like i struck the first prize on the Jackpot machine.

Puzzled?

This should answer your queries.

I mean seriously,
Ogay, I am lost for words.

'As the Merlion was hit by light on its head, it could signify that Singaporeans will be able to see more clearly, as this is a wake-up call to all Singaporeans.

'The Merlion is an icon of Singapore, and an icon getting struck by lightning is not a good thing. 'This could mean that it has averted a more serious disaster,'

O.O

I guess i'm just not as intellectual as them to figure these out, Imma rest my puny brain!

Peace my homie

2009-03-04T01:38:00.000-08:00

06.03.09
2.05pm
Judgement Day

To all the slow people who have not found out yet, Yes, Judgement Day would be this Friday (Oh my holy mother of God, bless me!) Have been having all these talks with whichever friends i met with and all of them will be like

"OMG, OMG, Results out this Friday!!"

YES I KNOW!!
I AM ANXIOUS TOO!!

Oh yea, this interesting convo between me and Iry-tating woman

Eerie : I hope the school calls me up in the morning
E : Really? I think they'll tell you not to show your face in school as your results are terrible and you will be a disgrace to the school, flushing down whatever reputation it DOES NOT HAVE.
Eerie : WTF.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, goodluck to everyone out there!
Imma steal all your luck and keep it for myself :D

Ri - funny

2009-03-01T18:37:00.000-08:00

Zomg, damn friggin' Hilarious
I chanced upon it while blog hopping and found this
This was Ri after she got beaten up by ChrisBrownie
I laughed so much, Johnny laughed too!

She looks so much like my maid whose nickname is Timothy
(In a very low tone, ask me to say it to you the next time you see me and because i think it's funny, you must think it's funny too)

Kids these days

2009-02-26T23:08:00.000-08:00


DD:	hey hey, guess who am i
E:	uh, - ?
DD:	nope
DD:	but i tell u cannot tell her +)
E:	-.-
E:	idiot
DD:	know who am i now?
E:	an idiot ?
DD:	==
DD:	im his brother
E:	his ?
DD:	her
DD:	im -'s bro la
DD:	idiot.
E:	oh wow, i'm am sooooo pleased to be talking to you
DD:	oh really
E:	oh yea, such an honour
DD:	lmao .
DD:	i use her msn fun fun only
DD:	i on 2 computer
E:	OHHHH
DD:	1 her laptop 1 on my computer
DD:	sending music files
E:	must be incredibly fun
DD:	hey hey dont be a .. bitchhhh ..
E:	wow
DD:	ur trying to insult me as a dirty little ass right?
E:	how nice
DD:	and this is not fun
DD:	dont try da insult
DD:	BITCH~
E:	this is so humorous
DD:	slut..
E:	i'm thrilled
DD:	emm ur english is too ..
DD:	can it be lower graded?
DD:	ur english is great
DD:	better then my sister
DD:	ur th best man
E:	-.-
E:	i think my eyebrow just twitched
DD:	i remember you ur eunice and ur the girl who talked chim chim english made me confused
E:	is that so ?
DD:	yeh its u
DD:	i remember
E:	oh, then i apologise
DD:	ur speaking bitish english o.o
DD:	im speaking amercian english
DD:	its apologize
DD:	=)
E:	uh, in singapore, we learn british english
E:	peace
DD:	nono im learning amercian english
DD:	only nudes learn british english
E:	oh wow, not that i know
DD:	from now on you shall learn amercian english
DD:	and ur trying to be ..
DD:	i dont know how to spell sacastic.
DD:	or w/e
E:	exhilarating . . .
DD:	long long time never seen u
DD:	u should be more ugly
DD:	yehs more ugly
E:	yes yes
DD:	hey what song is nice

Afterwhich, he added me using his own Messenger and said

'Yay, now i have two of my sister's friend's contacts'

Wow wow wee wah, i am awfully happy (Rolls eyes so much they get stuck)

Want the true story ?

Seriously, i couldnt care less and i couldnt give two hoots.
Behave yourself little boy, i pity you :D
I think deep down inside, you might be rotten (Oh, my bad, you ARE not MIGHT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your sister was my friend but that doesnt make you mine

I . . . . wanna go to Sentosa!

2009-02-26T18:44:00.000-08:00

I miss Sentosa, i really do!

Something funny sometime back

2009-02-21T20:11:00.000-08:00

An extremely Hilarious thing we did at Daiso

So, after our drinks at our HappyPlace at SSC!
Woo, new location with free shuttle bus from Khatib station!
Yayness!
Oh yea, did i mention i almost lost my phone there?
Thank god we kinda made friends with the people there and they managed to find Fooke's number in my phone and called her.
So, we were at CottonOn when Fooke's phone rang,

Fooke : 'Why the hell are you calling me?'
Me : ' Huh? I'm calling you? OMG! SHIT!'

And we ran back to HappyPlace which was just next door
HAHHAHAHAHAH
So I thanked them profusely and we left
FOR DAISO!

It started off with pushing carts and toying with the cart making it twirl around
Cheap thrill yknw?

Then we decided
Oh let's put on the snow caps and find somewhere less embarrassing to Camwhore
We were looking for somewhere and then!
We found this Hawaii-looking thing and decided to make these videos

TADAH!!
We were super high and it was Freakin' Hilarious!

Embrace our stupidity & laughability!

Prawning is Pawning !

2009-02-20T07:59:00.001-08:00

Fortnightly gathering with the Lovelies!

Stupid Cristal couldnt make it cause she has the Flu Bug
Stupid Flu Bug eat Shit!
Jia Sai!

So, i just came back, bathed and here i am!
100% efficiency!
Woo ~ ~

Anyway, Lois and I were just ranting about the results will affect our future and stuff.
And i'm really afraid to get my results back
Tentatively, results should be out 6th March for those who dont know
So like yea,
Imagine seeing a

C
C
S

S definitely for Chemistry though
Then walau, Eat shit already loh
Seriously,
Alright cast that thought aside
Think Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts people!

(Wah, the cake looks pretty damn Awesome right?!?!)

Back to the point,
Prawning is Pawning!
Wee ~ ~ ~

The Prawn Slayers!
HAHAHAHA
Damn dumb

Our Catch

A total of 13 Prawns!
Actually 3 of them were given to us by some Kind Souls
I caught the Biggest prawns!
Achievement!
WOO!
But Charmaine caught the most
She claimed she caught 4 !
/HAHAHAHAHAHA\

Barbequed prawns!
Ready to be eaten!
It wasn't that tasty though,
I thought it was quite bland, didnt taste sweet
Like the prawns we eat during steamboat y'knw?

The BBQ process = Camwhore

US!

Fire which was set up by this Auntie who helped us with the prawning
She was damn Nice!
We were so lost cause we didnt know how to start
She took the initiative to approach us and offered her help
Aww, I Love Singaporeans!
I Love Singapore!
Woo, Patriotic YO!
Oh yea, she starts the fire within 5minutes!
New record!
She said we must shape it this way
#
And then stack it up
Like Uno-stacko :D

Awesome much!

Hansel, Gretel & Retarded Charmaine
Okay, so this is just Charmaine being Stupid
The plastic bag in which we stored the prawns had holes in it so it leaked
Charmaine followed the trail it left
I know,
Rolls eyes right?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I know Charmaine wants this up but i'll make it smaller and less visible :D

Peace
Goodnight!
The hair is dry
\m/

HongKong Trip

2009-02-19T01:18:00.000-08:00

HONG KONG,
KOWLOON HONGKONG,
WE LIKE HONGKONG
BEST PLACE FOR ME ~ ~ ~

Yay, we love the song right?

Anyway, this is a superbly outdated post but i shall just post it yea.
Bring some life to the Mama
(Thts wht my sister just said)
(She's so retarded, i Knw)

It's catchy though :D

Here goes . . .
Uh h h h h h h h h . . .
I dont know where to start.

OH YA!

The day before the trip, Charmaine and I had a random thought
And we decided to head to the Zoo
Bringing along the KIDS!
Charmaine and her sister Charlotte,
Me and Cheryl.

No pictures though.
I think they're with Charmaine.
And she did not pass it to me.
EVIL ASS

Oh ya, stuff there are overpriced,
And unless you wanna do some Charity and feed the hungry mosquitos,
I suggest you dont go there.
:D

S o o o o o o o o ,
Met up with Lois and they came over to stay the night before we set off for HongKong,
We slept for a few hours only
Watching videos

And, i wanna show you peeps this cause i think it's absolutely funny.
Watch and Laugh.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

And then off to HongKong,
There are a few pretty funny videos but i dont know where they are so,
No videos,
Only pictures.

Peace.

This is Mummy being a Tourist \/

And this is my poor Daddy carrying our stuff :D
He was damn tired
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This are my Irritating Friends who tagged along
HEHEHE
I sincerely hope i wont get killed for this

Mum and Dad
Awwww . . . .

Many many candid shots!

On top of the world!
Being, Superman!
Or is it?

Okay,
So this is Times Square,
And i tell you,
Really,
Must look closely,
Listen to what i have to say.

THERE'S FREAKIN' ALOT OF PEOPLE
I THINK HONGKONG IS OVER-POPULATED
JUDGING BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE AT A SINGLE LOCATION!!

They look like ants!
ARMY ANTS!

LIKE THAT!

And, FYI,
If you cant tell, I was dancing in the middle of the Road.
Y'knw, heavily influenced by Matt
Where the hell is Matt?
Rings a bell?
Everyday, when you get back to the hotel room
(Which FYI, is pathetically small)
You will get to see advertisement with Matt in it
So, with the overload of Matt's dancing,
You see me imitating it everywhere.

Everyone is Tired

So . . .
That was HongKong.
More pictures but i think they'll be a bore so yea,
Goodnight and i hope you dream of my PiSai
His name is Johnny!

:D

Weirdly entertained

2009-02-16T02:10:00.000-08:00

Yesterday,
I just got home from Genting with my family
(Yes, We went on a Friday came back Sunday)
(Meaning, we were there on V'day, Sry Kh!)
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah, back to the point,
Right after i reached S'pore,
It was AmkHub for Kingsly's B'day surprise preparation.

BTW!! KINGSLY RUINED HIS B'DAY SURPRISE !!

So Retarded Right?!
So yea,
AmkHub-ed with Lx to get Ingredients for the surprise
Jingyi was being a RICH lazy bum,
she decided to cab all the way to Jln Tari Payong instead of meeting us

(SO MUCH MONEY TO TAKE CAB STILL DONT WANNA PAY ME MY $10!!) O$P$ !! @!#%^&*&^$@#$$#%@%#$@#$%%^^&*$#^%$#!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y'knw what i mean . . .
:D

OH YEA! So, we headed to THE KING's house and prepared his food downstairs
Once, while we were cooking, We saw a head IT WAS KINGSLY'S HEAD
FTW!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
So all of us just stooped down and squatted at the sink
Kingsly was DUMB but mainly BLIND such that he didnt notice us
Ivan said he could see Edwin's head CLEARLY.
HAHAHAHAHA!

Soooo,
We cooked,
And we cooked,
And we cooked and cooked,
And we cooked and cooked and cooked. . .

Okay, I'll admit it, i didnt do much of the cooking,
But neither did Lx,
I just sat there and ate the deEeEeEeEeEeEeLiciooooooous cupcake that Jingyi baked for V'day!
Walau! Why she can bake awesome cupcakes and I can't!
Life's Unfair!
I can't even bake pre-made ones!
:( Yes, that's the sad truth!

Nevermind, i know Jingyi loves me and will make me cupcakes for FREEEEEE!!
RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!
No 12 for $12 RIGHT?!?!?!?!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D : :D :D :D :D :D

HEHEHE!
Alright, anyway I had a blast of time!
And i hope Kingsly did too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
(I dont think Kingsly will see this though)

P.S This post is superbly overdue.

Oh yea,
The main point of this post was actually to say that

. . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . .

I watched a whole episode of Hi-5 and was actually entertained:D

Sorry for the wordy post though
Better than a dead journal right?

Peace out, human beans \/

#1 Dad

2009-01-14T23:42:00.000-08:00

DADDY DOING HIS THANG

Daddy's busy at work now :(

Sometimes when i sit down beside daddy,

I see his wrinkles
And realise Daddy is ageing

I see his bloodshot eyes
And realise how much he sacrifices to give us a good life

Sometimes,
He comes home from work
All dirty and smelly
He lets out a sigh
And says he's so tired
Then lies on the sofa and closes his eyes for a short rest

Sometimes,
I'm afraid that pair of wrinkly, bloodshot eyes will not open
And i fear, i wonder,
And i'm afraid.

I strongly believe that without daddy,
life wouldnt be this easy
And i strongly believe,

MY DADDY IS MY #1 DAD
Always and forever will be

Daddy's in the lift business and he's always down in lift shafts, working.
Once, i was having detention(i know i didnt have to say that but yea...)
And it started pouring,

(Damn it, that rain was Horrifying)
(Thunder seemed to clap at your ears)
(Lightning was so bright that it could blind one's eyes)

I started to think of daddy
Thinking how dangerous it was for daddy to be working
In the lift shaft where he's surrounded by metal
And i started tearing
WFT!! In school yknw!!

But that's when i realise Daddy's importance
And how life would be if it wasn't for him.

I LOVE MY DADDY
Always daddy's little girl :D

Found in my external Hard disk, i wonder . . . .

2009-01-14T23:35:00.000-08:00

See title, GUESS WHO?!?!?!?!
Wanted to do another picture entry but found this first :D

Okay, look. I actually forgot what songs you want. Hahahahahahahahahaha.. okay whatever you are not that important. You are always free to choose whatever on my iPod and shove your harddisk in my face again so I can store my songs.

BUT I WON'T GIVE ALL BECAUSE I AM NOT NICE. AND DON'T YOU DARE SHARE MY SONGS. OR NO MORE SONGS FOR YOU I SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I WILL EVEN FIND NEW STARBUCKS PARTNER. HUR HUR.

Anyway, hahaha thanks for lending me your movies. Actually, I watched almost all of it already. I only watched Stick It, Run Fatboy Run and Idiocracy. :\ I watch the rest already. Hhm, how inconvenient. A harddisk filled with nothing. Lol.

I didn't check out anything else so don't worry. I was afraid I find horrifying porn photos or sth. Hahaha. :D

Okay, bye bye. 0147AM. SEE SO LATE RIGHT. I AM SUCH A GOOD FRIEND!

Post is in green cause this human BEAN likes it
I'm not only an Awesome sister but also a Great friend!
I swear the person who did this is SUCH AN IDIOT :D

xoxo

Memoirs of my K800i

2009-01-14T01:51:00.000-08:00

First post EVER,

Never had a blog before so whatever, here goes.

Memoirs of my K800i
2 years (i think) i've had this phone and boy,
it went through quite a bit with me.

No pictures of how my phone looks like right now to spare anyone the despair.
Well, new phone now.

SONY ERICSSON XPERIA X1

And i'm pretty satisfied with this AWESOME phone. Pretty cool hur? HAH! TAKE THAT ZHANG JINGYI ! YOUR IPHONE SHALL BURN IN HELL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alright, pretty funny. So yea, Memoirs of my K800i, started with me feeling so darn bored at work and looking through my old pictures. And . . . .

(HAHA, so spastic)
WHAM! AN AWESOME IDEA FOR AN ENTRY ! PRETTY AMAZING HUR?!
Alright here goes,

2006's Christmas

Inspiration from Ichiban Sushi
(Mummy stole the idea :X)

Tis' the season to be jolly..
. . . . . . Fralalalalalalalalalalalala . . . . .
More of a season to be Crasy.
SANTA HATS FOR EVERYONE!!

******

Then comes start of PAE
Idiot, i am an NYJC reject
So i ended up in IJC
Think i'm not considered a student there since in total,
i think i only went for 8 lessons.
Awesome much.
Well . . . Details below.

Breakfast of the year : Sausage McMuffin With Egg
Favourite place to be at in the morning : Yishun Polyclinic
Person to be with : Ng KoonHow, my FavBoy (who too, skips school)
P.S I really hope your mum doesn't see this or you're pretty much SCREWED

******

The first few photos/videos was about this particular girl who's been in my life since forever,
And on that particular day,
She was seen donning the MIGHTY NO. 1 UNIFORM(i think that's what it's called)
YEAHHHHHHHHHH, MADNESS!!!

She's none other than
. . . . . . . . .
. . . . .
. .
.

CHIN MEIFONG
Great Friend
Been there done that.

HALT!!
RANDOM PHOTOS TO EMBARRASS MY SISTER(S)
TEEHEE!!

I AM SUCH A GREAT SISTER!!

P.S I am NOT mean, my sisters AGREED to this 8D

******

2007's haircut :D

BANG BANG BANG!!
BANGS!!

(I'm too lazy to crop the picture)

I WAS A COOL KID!!
CHECK OUT THE HELLO KITTY CARDIGAN!!
(I lost it the first day i brought it to school, DAMN)

******

2007 CHINESE NEW YEAR

Huge Angbaos, great (harvest)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My all time favourite celebration
Watching our parents get poorer while we get richer :X

******

2007 Valentine's Day

Three girls
Three others of the opposite sex
Three couples
8D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

******

2007 Random trips to the Zoo and also Chinatown
(It was FredPerry's first store at Ann Siang)

******

Sentosa with the girls 8D

But i only have pictures with Jingyi, Weird.
(On a random note, her phone is still burning in hell)
Awesome much

******

2007 JAE ADMISSION.

CLASS 109
People who made Jc life a whole lot easier.
8D

Third day of PAE Orientation - The first time the class met
I remember the first time i stepped into the classroom
(WHICH WAS A PHYSICS LAB!!)
The class was Extremely quiet!!
Like, so quiet such that you can hear crickets
And even each others' heartbeats

I was just kidding, exaggeration is FUN.
HAHAHAHAHA!!

And so, my First friend inYjc is CRISTAL LEE JIN MEI!

Cristal

She complained together with me from school all the way to Serimbun Camp
And, the whole trip(including the return trip) lasted about an hour or so
Topic of the day: Yjc
The conditions of the school yada yada yada. . .

Next, schooling days

Whole lot of fun and inside jokes!!
For eg.
1. Xueling + direct translation = Blood Bell
Xueling + Funny crunches during PE = StomachStrong

2. Cristal + direct translation=PearGoldPretty
Cristal + Huge Butt + 10 Tonnes(which i mistook for 10million Kilos) =ButtStrong

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUPER DUPER LOL!

2007 Birthday Celebrations

*Note. The photo with the most number of people in it includes

S-U!! S-U-P-E-R!! SUPER!! Mr Chng!!
(S-U was his favourite acronym)
And also Mr ___
(I forgot his name)

These two teachers coincidentally teach my most HATRED subject

CHEMISTRY.

Son Of A BikiniBottom

It made me Breakdown during the course of A levels.
What a bummer.

OH YA AND LOOK AT LOIS'S HAIR!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

People, do you realise now that there is one familiar face in all the pictures
Yea, that's . . .

Charmaine Cheong Zhi Zhuang
a.k.a
The Remote
a.k.a
Batman lips
a.k.a
CCZZ

Once, we went to ikea and this stupid girl took off with my camera.
Yes, you guessed it right,
She infested my camera with hundreds of her stupid face
Solely her face.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

+ twisting and turning during an extremely boring lesson of Maths

is equivalent to

Use it as a skipping rope by adding more paper clips
which you can see from the picture above

OR

Use it as an accessory by dismantling parts of it

Ain't that cool?!?!
I know. :D
LOL! Sorry, i'm just bored.

Field Trip!! Japanese Cemetery!!

DEPP FRENZY!!

Johnny Depp is SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!
(Okay, maybe only in Pirates Of The Caribbean)
And, to CharmaineCheong,
J.Depp pawns O.Bloom in P.O.C !

Guys of 109/209

Tip to notice them
Spot a group of guys
1. Going to the toilet TOGETHER
2. Buying food from the same stall during breaktime TOGETHER
3. Waiting for everyone to finish eating before leaving TOGETHER
4. Waiting to buy drinks TOGETHER, sitting on the ledge in front of uncle Jackson's stall
5. *Look at above picture
6. Same pencil cases from Myuk (Credits to Charmaine for this other embarrassing fact)
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*Wink wink at class girls*

Scenery from school

Yj has pretty awesome Nightlights and great view.
Once, we saw the moon with a spectrum around it.
It's hard to describe

(Hope that helps)

I tried to take a photo of it but it just looked like a speck on the camera

Iryani Bte Amaran
This part is specially dedicated to you

Iry, she's trying to act as if she's camera shy
But she's not.
LOL

*edit*
i love you but i've chosen disco. says:
actually i just dont like pictures of me.

(i love you but i've chosen disco is Iry)
(The person she's secretly hinting is me)

She made me take it with her
STUPID LOMO THE HOMO

This is Iry's pet.
(Me to Pet: Don't be rude! say Hi!)

That's better :D

Iry's fave Drink = Mocha Frap with whipped cream and extra choc drizzle
With her fave necklace
BOLT!!

HAHA
Iry = Sbucks partner = Facebook acc hacker
I remember once, we went to a 'Farewell Party' thing at Sbucks
It was the last day of Sbucks at Yishun
(It was closing down and then shifting to the place where RoyalSportingHouse was)
Met great people there and had a great time
We were damn high that day and we ran all the way from Northpoint back to school
just because Iry had to be in school before her parents came to pick her up
(She LIED that she was having Math consultation, as if!)
Yea, so we ran all the way back and ended up being early.
Back in school, because we were blushing from the running and still super high from the party,
People questioned and we lied that we drank hardliquor
But Iry cant take alcohol DUH UH!
They actually believed us, BODOH !!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That was pretty FUN :D

SOME OF THE MANY FUNNY VIDEOS

By the way, this is a great way to memorise Physics 8D

Re-enactment of The Omen
(A failure though)
*Note Listen well at the ending of the video
It goes something like this
'OEI! SO MUCH TIME TO PLAY AH?!?!?!?'

Charmaine with Cristal's new irritating Crumpler bag
And i emphasize IRRITATING
The sound from the Velcro is amazing.
Totally

Very hilarious but also not very hilarious.
HAHAHAHA
I dont know what i'm saying but yea,
Funny but not funny.
You know, sometimes it's like that. :D

Charmaine and her un-Flair for speaking.
I dont know why but i'll always be there to catch her fumb ling with words.
How fun

******

Alright done with school
There are more but i'm lazy, i'll just skip most of it.
NEW BORN COUSINS!

#1 Malcom

This was him a year ago. Look at him now!!

He's so cute, i think he can be a child model :D

#2 Myra

She's so tiny i didn't dare move when i held her

******

MY AWESOME FAMILY

Daddy

Mummy

Granny

They are the most important people in my life.
Plus, my sisters, of course. :D

Wanna watch some of daddy's crazy antics?

I LOVE MY FAMILY
XOXO

MORE TO COME BUT I'M LAZY